Top 10 Reasons Why Mountain Biking Is Just Like Sex

10. If it's not working right, use more lube.
9.  You don't need a partner to have fun...
8.  ...but it's better with someone else, and even better in a group.
7.  Accessories make the ride more fun.
6.  Frequent hydration leads to better endurance.
5.  It's all about body position.
4.  Sometimes you're just hanging on for dear life.
3.  Although you sometimes have to pay admission, it's better when it's free.
2.  You should try to stay away from the wet spots.
1. You can get multiple orgasms from one ride.  

I welcome your comments and additional suggestions...

Yours,

Mike Brcic,
Rider Happiness Manager,

Sacred Rides